Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
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There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
So squirting runs in the family.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
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Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
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