Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
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the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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