would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
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Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
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I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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