Just took my morning after pill in the library
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
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She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
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On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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