So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
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I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
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i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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