What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
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I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
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I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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