Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
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She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
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She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
did i just pee glitter
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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