When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
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im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
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Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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