Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
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All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
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He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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