I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
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I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
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is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Shame - the story of my life.
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