Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
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omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
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U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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