wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
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Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
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She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
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