oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
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well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
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Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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