WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
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She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
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Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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