before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
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As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
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I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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