i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
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I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
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Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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