yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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