yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
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CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
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Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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