Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
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I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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