I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
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so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
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Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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