You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
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Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
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Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
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