Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
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Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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