I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
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you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
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i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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