Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
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she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
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he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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