you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
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Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
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Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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