I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
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MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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