I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
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Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
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Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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