Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
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she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
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I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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