Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
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Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
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The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
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