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I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
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if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
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There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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