dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
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He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
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seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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