If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
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You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
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