can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
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I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
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So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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