508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
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I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
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I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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