Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
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He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
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I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
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After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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