my vag is so smooth its legendary
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
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I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
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How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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