It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
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just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
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Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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