I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
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Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
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I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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