Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
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It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
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There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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