Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
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He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
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Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
whose parrot is this?
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
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