I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
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She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heโs Upset Because People Told His Mom
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
๐๐๐ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Heโs over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo heโs listed as free food #5
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