my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
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in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
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I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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