She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
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we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
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Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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