The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
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I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
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Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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