One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
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We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
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my poor anus
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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