he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
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we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
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Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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