I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
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you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
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That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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