I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
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Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
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It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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