Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
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We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
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So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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