I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
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Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
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Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
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